{"id":490,"date":"2014-03-10T13:36:34","date_gmt":"2014-03-10T20:36:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laurashefler.net\/blog\/?page_id=490"},"modified":"2014-03-10T13:42:09","modified_gmt":"2014-03-10T20:42:09","slug":"please-dont","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/laurashefler.net\/blog\/?page_id=490","title":{"rendered":"Please don&#8217;t"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My list of anti-harassment messages for men.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Please do not inform me that parts of my anatomy resemble cupcakes.\n<\/li>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<li>Don&#8217;t grab my cupcakes as we pass in the hallway of our middle school.<\/li>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<li>In fact don&#8217;t grab any part of me, especially not while singing Queen&#8217;s &#8220;We Will Rock You&#8221; with lyrics altered to match the occasion.<\/li>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<li>When sitting in a parked car with the windows rolled down, refrain from fondling yourself. Don&#8217;t be surprised when I walk by without expressing interest. Don&#8217;t shout, &#8220;Lezzie!&#8221; at my back.<\/li>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<li>Don&#8217;t step out of the late-night shadows at a deserted bus stop and interview me about my romantic partner&#8217;s activities and preferences.<\/li>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<li>Do not reach out from your seat next to me on the bus to touch my calf and ankle because you have never seen hair on a woman&#8217;s leg before.<\/li>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<li>Don&#8217;t climb up on my deck and stare in my dining room window. Don&#8217;t do it, especially, while also waggling your pallid flag at me.<\/li>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<li>Do not approach me on the street to announce that you know where I live and where I work and where I go to school. Do not on a subsequent occasion follow me around, tiptoeing down the next aisle, in the stacks of my university library.<\/li>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<li>On the bus open your pack of Necco Wafer with a four-inch blade, nor to offer to cut my m*****f***ing head off for me.  <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>OK, that last one  was probably not a case of sexist harassment.  I&#8217;d like to think we&#8217;re talking about an equal-opportunity would-be decapitator here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My list of anti-harassment messages for men. Please do not inform me that parts of my anatomy resemble cupcakes. &nbsp; Don&#8217;t grab my cupcakes as we pass in the hallway of our middle school. &nbsp; In fact don&#8217;t grab any part of me, especially not while singing Queen&#8217;s &#8220;We Will Rock You&#8221; with lyrics altered &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/laurashefler.net\/blog\/?page_id=490\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Please don&#8217;t<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-490","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurashefler.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/490","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurashefler.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurashefler.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurashefler.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laurashefler.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=490"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/laurashefler.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/490\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":500,"href":"https:\/\/laurashefler.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/490\/revisions\/500"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laurashefler.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=490"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}