The Feline Odyssey
Translation borrowed (somewhat loosely) from Samuel Butler via the Perseus project.
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PART I
Chapter 1: After trying for 10 years to get home from the Trojan war, Odysseus is stuck on Calypso’s island. Total bummer. Athena asks Zeus to help.
[The goddess] Athena said [to Zeus], “Father, son of Kronos, King of kings, …[the nymph Calypso] has got hold of poor unhappy Odysseus, and keeps trying…to make him forget his home, so that he is tired of life, and thinks of nothing but how he may once more see the smoke of his own chimneys.”
Chapter 1.5: I want to help, says Zeus. Only he poked out the Cyclops’ eye and pissed off the Cyclops’ father, Poseidon.
And Zeus said, “…How can I forget Odysseus than whom there is no more capable man on earth, nor more liberal in his offerings to the immortal gods that live in heaven? Bear in mind, however, that Poseidon is still furious with Odysseus for having blinded an eye of Polyphemus king of the Cyclopes.”
Chapter 2: Odysseus’ son, Telemachos, is also bummed. All the young men in town figure Odysseus is dead and that his wife, Penelope, ought to marry one of them. They have moved into the house and are eating all the food and they WON’T LEAVE!
[At Odysseus’ house, Athena] found the lordly suitors seated on hides of the oxen which they had killed and eaten…Men-servants and pages were bustling about to wait upon them, some mixing wine with water in the mixing-bowls, … and some cutting up great quantities of meat.
[Odysseus’ son] Telemakhos saw [Athena] long before any one else did. He was sitting moodily among the suitors thinking about his brave father, and how he would send them fleeing out of the house…
Chapter 3: Athena tries to cheer up the little dude (Telemachos).
Telemakhos spoke low to Athena, with his head close to hers that no man might hear… “If these men were to see my father come back to Ithaca they would pray for longer legs rather than a longer purse…”
Athena answered him, “… [I] assure you that he will not be away much longer; for he is a man of such resource that even though he were in chains of iron he would find some means of getting home again. But tell me, and tell me true, can Odysseus really have such a fine looking young man for a son?”
Chapter 4: Telemachos tells the suitors to leave in the morning. They say they are staying because Penelope tricked them. She told them she would marry one of them once she finished her weaving.
“[The suitor Antinoos said] “Telemakhos, insolent braggart that you are, how dare you try to throw the blame upon us suitors? We are not the ones who are responsible but your mother is… [these] three years past, and close on four, she has been driving us out of our minds…we could see her working on her great web all day long, but at night she would unpick the stitches again by torchlight.”
Chapter 5: Fed up and outnumbered, Telemachos announces that he is setting sail from Ithaca to try to get word about his father. DON’T marry my mother until I get back.
“Give me, then, a ship and a crew of twenty men to take me hither and thither, and I will go to Sparta and to Pylos to inquire about…my father who has so long been missing”
Chapter 6: The suitors don’t like this idea very much. What if Telemachos comes back with help from his friends to run them out of his house? Athena helps Telemachos get away.
“…she went to the house of Odysseus, and threw the suitors into a deep slumber. She caused their drink to fuddle them, and made them drop their cups from their hands, so that instead of sitting over their wine, they went back into the town to sleep, with their eyes heavy and full of drowsiness”
Chapter 7: On his voyage, Telemachus meets the woman with the face that launched a thousand ships.
…Helen came down from her high-vaulted and perfumed room, looking as lovely as Artemis herself.
Telemachos makes a good impression everywhere he goes. Helen’s husband, Menelaos gives him a magnificent gift, a bowl forged by the god Vulcan (Hephaistos).
“I both can, and will, [give] you the finest and most precious piece of plate in all my house. It is a mixing-bowl by Hephaistos’ own hand, of pure silver, except the rim, which is inlaid with gold.”
Chapter 8: Back in Ithaca, the suitors are furious to learn that Telemachos has escaped them.
“Good heavens, this voyage of Telemakhos is a very serious matter; we had made sure that it would come to nothing, but the young man has got away in spite of us…He will be giving us trouble presently; may Zeus destroy him with violence before he is full grown.”
They set out on a voyage of their own, hoping to stop Telemachos before he can make it back home.
Meantime the suitors went on board and sailed their ways over the sea, intent on murdering Telemakhos. Now there is a rocky islet called Asteris, of no great size, in mid channel between Ithaca and Samos, and there is a harbor on either side of it where a ship can lie. Here then the Achaeans placed themselves in ambush.
Chapter 9
Back on Calypso’s island, the messenger god Hermes arrives to tell her that Zeus has ordered her to release Odysseus and send him on toward his home. She is NOT very happy to receive the news.
Calypso trembled with rage when she heard this, “You gods,” she exclaimed, “ought to be ashamed of yourselves. You are always jealous and hate seeing a goddess take a fancy to a mortal man, and live with him in open matrimony.
Chapter 10: Despite her reservations, Calypso encourages Odysseus to build a raft and provides him with food and clothing for his voyage. Unfortunately, Poseidon catches sight of him and, not having received the memo about Zeus’ decision, he brings a storm down upon the raft.
“…the force of the wind was so great that it broke the mast half way up, and both sail and yard went over into the sea. For a long time Odysseus was under water…but at last he got his head above water and spat out the bitter brine that was running down his face in streams.”
Chapter 11
Storm-tossed Odysseus, near death, floats at sea for two days and two nights, then ultimately swims up a river and finds his way to shore. He debates with himself whether he should sleep near the water, where he might freeze to death, or in the woods, where a wild animal might eat him. He decides for the woods.
“Ulysses…began to make himself a bed to lie on, for there was a great litter of dead leaves lying about—enough to make a covering for two or three men even in hard winter weather. He…laid himself down and heaped the leaves all round him….and Minerva shed a sweet sleep upon his eyes, closed his eyelids, and made him lose all memories of his sorrows.”
Chapter 12
In the morning, he comes across Nausicaa, daughter of the local king, and he pleads with her for help. She tells her maids to make sure that he gets fed.
They did as they were told, and set food before Ulysses, who ate and drank ravenously, for it was long since he had had food of any kind.
PART II
In the house of king Alcinoos, father of Nausicaa, Odysseus tells the story of his adventures over the past ten years with his men on the way home from Troy.
The Cicones
Even after sacking Troy, Odysseus and his men were still in the mood for plunder, so they sailed to the city of Ismarus, home of the Cicon people. The Greeks slaughtered the Cicon men, took the women, and divided up the booty “equally” amongst themselves, because when you pillage it’s important to pillage fairly. After that, Odysseus thought it was a good idea to amscray, but his men wouldn’t listen to him. They hung around eating and drinking until it was too late for a clean getaway.
Meanwhile the Cicons cried out for help to other Cicons who lived inland. These were more in number, and stronger, and they were more skilled in the art of war, for they could fight, either from chariots or on foot as the occasion served…they came as thick as leaves and bloom in summer…so that we were hard pressed. the Cicons got the better of us, and we lost half a dozen men from every ship we had; so we got away with those that were left.
The Lotus Eaters
Next, they were blown to the land of the drugged-out Lotus-eaters.
[The men] went about among the Lotus-eaters, who did them no harm, but gave them to eat of the lotus, which was so delicious that those who ate of it left off caring about home, and did not even want to go back and say what had happened to them, but were for staying and munching lotus with the Lotus-eaters…nevertheless, though they wept bitterly I forced them back to the ships and made them fast under the benches.
The Cyclopes
Aeolus
The Laestrogonians
Circe
The Visit to the Dead
The Sirens
Scylla and Charybdis
The Cattle of the Sun


















